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happyfortime:

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Me nd my pirate gf

gay8:

me: im gonna cum

her: fire ye cannons matey

(via askinnyblackman)

dekutree:

fencehopping:

Chameleon hatching

humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh

(via askinnyblackman)

tropius:

gyarados:

towongfoo:

The pokemon duh eggs werent even introduced until gen 2

if you think about it from a canonical standpoint it was the egg because the creation myth says that an egg appeared where there was nothingness and Arceus came out of that egg

You’re both geeks. That’s how I see it

(Source: pokemon-global-academy, via askinnyblackman)

I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

(Source: tits-n-t4ts, via thatfeelgoodvibe)

(Source: thespaingif, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

hadeiadel:

Cairo, Egypt.

(via hookah-experience)

herooflife:

herooflife:

fifteen minute until pI ZZa

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I iAM EXIITCITe

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PIZZA MAN RUNG DOOR

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i am not weiarng pant 

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(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)